Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate



1. It’s nearly midnight.

2. I have to be up at 7:15

3. I won’t have time to wash my hair

4. I still have to write a page about “what I’m passionate about.”

5. Self-reflection is DEPRESSING

6. I’m this close to just vomiting up a page about how difficult it is to enjoy anything when you’re twenty-three years old and have accomplished NOTHING.


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deirdrerose:

Sweet mother of Jesus let this song never end.

Cheesus fuck that was amazing

WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE OH MY GOD

This is the best thing ever. Just hit play. You need to.

I will never escape this song in my lifetime. Oh my God…that was amazing.

At 3 seconds I almost pressed stop.

Then I heard the lyrics. Oh god the lyrics.

Forever reblog

omg this is perfect

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SCREAMING SO FUCKING LOUD RIGHT NOW.


:D

(Source: savvylikeyeahhh)

Via The banana blog

Our Fiasco test run

  • Sean is playing a drunk former Confederate soldier, I'm playing his wife
  • Sean: *drunken rambling*
  • Me: There's Unionists in the attic!
  • Sean: I'll get it *runs to attic*
  • *thud*
  • Sean: I got one!
  • Me: Does it have a tail?
  • Sean: ...maybe...
Via Brain No Worky

Now that Grandmother is letting me borrow her car, I could just ease my boredom by driving somewhere and doing something there.

Unfortunately, since I’ve never had to remember driving directions before, I only know how to get to my school and Wal-Mart.



I know I’m a bad person, because my only reaction to this is bafflement at Fluttershy/Applejack. It might be the only MLP pairing I’ve never heard of.

(Source: ethershade)


cesaresalad:

firlalaith:

himapapaftw:

cesaresalad:

when someone comes inside of you with their “seed”

is that a penis tree

It’s a mulberry bush, with silkworms on it.

since when are silkworms penises


Reblogging for penis tree.

(Source: borgiabutts)

Via WTF Fanfiction

Were-dolphin threesomes. That’s what, a subsubsubgenre?

(Source: travalicious)


Via LGBT Laughs

Huh. I was really sure the whole Cadence thing was a red herring.


No, wait, maybe this one’s a body double.


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